Total Medals Earned: 827 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,520 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/410 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/110 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Score less than 20,000 points
Submit your score
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Beat all Regular levels
Beat all Hardcore levels
Get at least 3 stars on each Challenge level
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
